PRO/FR/OG

⚠ WARNING: Unauthorized biological form detected in ventilation system.   /////////////////////   Attention, security personnel to Sector P immediately.   /////////////////////   WARNING: Emergency containment system activated.   /////////////////////   ALERT! Biological containment breach detected.   /////////////////////   Profrog Containment System failure, use contamination chamber.   /////////////////////   ⚠ WARNING: Radiation leak detected in Primary Reactor area.   /////////////////////   Unauthorized activity detected in Main Reactor Core.   /////////////////////   ⚠ WARNING: Central core is 80% ruptured.   /////////////////////   ⚠ All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for total reactor core meltdown. ⚠

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HELLO. PROFROG.

My name is SAGE and I live in a containment cell in California. Unfortunately, this means I'm American. I apologize profusely. In the year 200█, I fell into the LA River, which is why I turned out this way.

This site is an archive for the completely inept virus known as /PROFROG/. Made to house some of my art, edits, and long-winded stories. Please bear with me while I attempt to write coherently.

You need more? I learned html from Neopets and Tumblr, as nature intended. I'm quite fond of games, art, computers, and the internet. Some of my secondary hobbies include editing, daydreaming, and data hoarding. Heavily influenced by my own nostalgia and the sewage still lodged in my brain. Sometimes I make my own garbage to show off. I currently hold the title for Least Improved Tamagotchi Owner.

If you can't find me, I've fallen back into the river. Somebody call my mom.

STAT LIST:
Chapstick tubes used to completion: 9
Times bitten by lizards: 2
Times held frogs: BIG FAT ZERO

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GENERAL:

[Soda] 𓏵 [Skateboarding] 𓏵 [Bugs] 𓏵 [Computers] 𓏵 [Architecture] 𓏵 [Languages] 𓏵 [Rain] 𓏵 [Horror] 𓏵 [Painting] 𓏵 [2000s] 𓏵 [Night] 𓏵 [Koi] 𓏵 [Puzzles] 𓏵 [Slurpees] 𓏵 [Music Videos] 𓏵 [Peanut Butter] 𓏵 [Drag] 𓏵 [Moss]

GAMES:

[Half-Life] 𓏵 [TF2] 𓏵 [Fallout] 𓏵 [Pokemon] 𓏵 [Portal] 𓏵 [Binding of Isaac] 𓏵 [SCP] 𓏵 [Kirby] 𓏵 [Dishonored] 𓏵 [Death Stranding] 𓏵 [Alien: Isolation] 𓏵 [Garry's Mod]

ANIMANGA:

[Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni] 𓏵 [FLCL] 𓏵 [Goodnight Punpun] 𓏵 [The Enigma of Amigara Fault] 𓏵 [Inuyasha] 𓏵 [Fixed Face]

MOVIES:

[ALIEN] 𓏵 [Cube] 𓏵 [Spun] 𓏵 [Thirteen] 𓏵 [Ferngully] 𓏵 [Girl With the Dragon Tattoo] 𓏵 [Treasure Planet]

MUSIC:

[La Dispute] 𓏵 [Linkin Park] 𓏵 [FKA Twigs] 𓏵 [Tove Lo] 𓏵 [The Knife] 𓏵 [The Distillers] 𓏵 [Daughter] 𓏵 [Shygirl] 𓏵 [Layne] 𓏵 [Placebo] 𓏵 [She Wants Revenge] 𓏵 [Lithe] 𓏵 [Fishbach]

FLOWERS:

[Lily of the Valley] 𓏵 [Alyssum] 𓏵 [Cherry Blossom] 𓏵 [White Creeping Thyme]

COLORS:

[Black - #000000] 𓏵 [Army Green - #4b5320] 𓏵 [Astronaut Blue - #1a495b]

PERFUMES:

[Roses De Chloé] 𓏵 [Daisy by Marc Jacobs]

COLLECTIONS:

[Portal Sentry Turrets] 𓏵 [Pokemon Cards] 𓏵 ~~[Mountain Dew]~~

FROGS:

[Mossy Tree Frog] 𓏵 [Pleasing Poison Frog]

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〔 sweet meat 〕〔 lemonade 〕〔 corduroy 〕〔 cheesecake 〕〔 coffee 〕〔 olives 〕〔 littering 〕〔 mosquitos 〕〔 chalk 〕〔 unfinished wood 〕〔 beer 〕〔 pencil sharpeners 〕〔 frozen yogurt 〕

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CREDITS

CRT OVERLAY by: Oudkee
GLOWING TEXT by: W3Schools

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[created 2024/08/11]

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